I love this one:
Woman: Hi, I'm lost. I'm looking for the *name* Heart Hospital.
Me: Ok, that is just a little bit farther north...
Woman: oh ok..is it past 34th street?
Me: uh..I don't know, just keep going. Its on the left..you can't miss it. Its bigger than our building.
Woman: Oh ok.........(wait for it).....Do you know what its called?
I'm NOT kidding.
